Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-
Me: No returns.
Satan: Please it's making me sad.
tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day
i can’t wait for staff to see this and take away icons indefinitely
my favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you